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Purple Onion Presents: Dan Linley

  • Purple Onion at Kell's 530 Jackson St San Francisco, CA, 94133 United States (map)

Dan Linley is a homosapien but he's so much more. He's also a guy who wears a watch and is extremely good at always gauging what time it is within two minutes. He's an abysmal swimmer but he's made his peace with it and so should you. He likes people who say please and thank you, also, burritos. Mayonnaise can go straight to hell. He's a fan of Doctors Without Borders but on the fence about Doctors Without Pants (see: childhood). If the world were a triangle globes would make better murder weapons.

Tickets are $15 (includes free drink). Show begins at 7:30 PM. Doors open at 7 PM.

Earlier Event: January 31
Comedy Live SF
Later Event: February 6
Purple Onion Presents: Enrique Casolla